The Crucifix


the crucifix:
position: arms spread,legs together.

definition: the act of f-cking four chicks at once; one on your right hand getting claudioed (finger-blasted), one on your left hand..once again getting claudioed, one sitting on your face and another chick riding your c-ck in the reverse cowgirl position.
ex.
burt: i was at the bar last night and i took four chicks home, and i gave those b-tches the crucifix.
charlie: unf-ckingreal man! sweet..(high five)
a symbol of the christian faith, depicting jesus christ on a cross.

also, in the event of a second coming, a horrible reminder of one heck of a bad day.
seriously. if you came back 2000 years after being nailed to a piece of wood, do you think you’d want to see the d-mn thing everywhere you go?
a menthol cigarette with a joint through the middle that forms a cross.
hey man, lets smoke the crucifix.
when you are f-cking some chik then u stick a cross in their -ss while u are f-cking them!
i just crucified my mom!

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