THE CRUSTED TRUMPET
while receiving a bl-wj-b, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your b-ttcrack. while she is twiddling your rear, you bust -ss on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your p-n-s, causing her to gag and throw up.
sarah came over last night and gave me a great bl-wj-b. to show thanks, i gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!
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