The Crying Game
pulling your ball-sac over your d-ck so you look like you have a v-g-n-. after viewing this in the mirror you begin to cry.
riley just played the crying game.
(n.) sick -ss movie about an ira man feeling guilty for a british soldier he allowed to die and comforting his girlfriend. however, when fergus and dill are getting it on…watch the movie.
mayor quimby: the chick in the crying game is really a man
crowd: boo!
mayor quimby: i mean…man, was that a good movie
crowd: yay!
to beat off and cry while doing it.
d-mn…all p-rn is blocked in the middle east. when i find a site that goes thru all i can do is watch the 10 second preview and play the crying game.
when you go on a management retreat and your ceo breaks down crying like a little girl because when he was a young man, his blue-collar parents wouldn’t let him spend their hard-earned cash to major in music and be an opera singer.
“can you believe the crying game we just had to sit through?”
or
“i wonder if this is going to be another episode of “the crying game” because his parents don’t love him.”
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