The Cum Melt
so you’re in college, and you have a roommate that you don’t like. your girlfriend comes to visit and you f-ck in your dorm room. right when you are about to c-m you pick up the pillow on your sh-tty roommate’s bed. after c-mming on his bed you put the pillow back down creating a delicious c-m sandwich.
dude#1- man my roommate sucks
dude#2- just give him the c-m melt.
dude#1- good idea i’ll do it tonight!
roommate- my pillow smells funny…
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