The Cun-isher
the cun-isher is an anti-hero character who employs vigilante style punishment on all v-g-n-s in his path. master of s-x. driven by the desire to copulate, he is making his way around the world; ferociously ripping c-nts with wolverine-style rage. he is without mercy, without remorse and without discrimination……no one is safe.
the cun-isher is cunning and quick-witted. he will make you feel deep pleasure followed by searing pain. once your senses have recovered, it’s too late…..your v-g-n- resembles that of a crime scene and you’ve been ruined for all men.
his super power is a keen detection of the v-g-n-; with one lick he is able to detect:
• ethnicity
• menstrual cycle
• last s-xual encounter
• last meal
• uterine fibroids
the cun-isher has been known to cause blindness in some victims. if you’ve come across this beast, you should seek help from a trained professional. once the bleeding has stopped, some victims have been known to need v-g-n-l reconstruction and years of therapy.
woman beware! he is hard to spot, frequents bars and goes by the name neil.
i has s-x with this guy last night, his p-n-s was m-ssive and he ripped my v-g-n- like the cun-isher.
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