the cure for the itch
your b-tch claims her crotch is on fire after cheating on you with a dog or a goat or some dude named rosco. anyway you decide to man up and lick that crab infested p-ssy clean much to her relief.
“my man is so good to me. i mean i cheat on him and he still gives me the cure for the itch.”
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