The Dad Jean
a phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80’s-early 00’s. no mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. all jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
person 1 (talking to her husband/boyfriend): honey, you have to get some new jeans, they’re looking pretty worn!
person 2: no they’re not, they look perfectly fine!
person 1: no, they look to old now, they’ve turned into the dad jeans.
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