The Daily Snuff
a satire news source used to make boys into men and the offended into crybabies. most of everyone will get mildly if not completely offended by the news we provide. that said, you should refrain your children from viewing this site if they are mildly if not completely mentally r-t-rded.
myself:yo! i heard that 95% of mexicans are minorities.
offended:where did you hear that?
myself:it was top news on the daily snuff! get with the program dude!
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