the dandelion
when you go to eat the p-ssy or the -ss and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.
“dude i went to eat her -ss and there was some toilet paper stuck on her so i gave her the dandelion.”
when you go to eat the p-ssy or the -ss and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.
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