The Dangly State


florida.
dave: “the dangly state seems replete with biscuit-brainers.”
trev: “well, you know what they say … all the nuts roll downhill!”

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    the act of sticking one’s thumb into a b-tthole as to ascertain p–p on one’s thumb. swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine. “yo bro, i totally gave some sk-nk the cotton candy machine last night and ate all of it” -kyle “gross.” -fred

  • the dugan

    when you do a girl in her b-tthole while she’s puking in the toilet. the dugan!! dude, did you do the dugan on her last night?

  • The Evan

    named after the little-known celebrity evan hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform the evan you must live life as a complete -sshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate. bob: dude, you were a total d-ck at that party last night. rob: yeah, […]

  • The Excuse

    diarrhea. it will get you out of anything, including high school cl-sses. no one will argue with you, or question you further. (a teacher and a student) t: i’m going to write you up for skipping my cl-ss again! s (in a hushed voice, the excuse): ummmm….i couldn’t get off the toilet…i had diarrhea… t: […]

  • The Good News

    an old school slang term used by big city police describing the beating a suspect takes when resisting arrest. the cops caught the suspect after a foot pursuit, at which point, he was given the good news.


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