The Daniel Trip Nasty
the daniel trip nasty is the most dangerous and erotic s-xual position known to man and some species of fish. the daniel trip nasty or dtn is an ancient and lethal s-x position, it also has a 1 in 2 mortality rate meaning that 1 in every 2 people that attempt to preform the maneuver will die! because off its lethality the trip nasty has been removed from most s-x hand books and all written interpretations of the kama sutra. please note that the dtn must be completed if initiated, and must be used with extreme caution.
“hey did you hear about becka?”
“no…?”
“she and her boyfriend tried the daniel trip nasty and she f-ckin died, killed her mom too.”
“what?!”
“yea her boyfriend’s in the icu”
“……holy sh-t”
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