The Dark Knight Rises
by far the most antic-p-ted movie of 2012, maybe in history. it’s the 3rd and last movie of christopher nolan’s brilliant batman series. it features one of batman oldest, most known villain- bane (tom hardy) and catwoman (anne hathaway) the movies release date is july 20th 2012.
guy 1: did you see the teaser trailer for the dark knight rises?? jim gordan looks pretty beat up.
guy 2: yeah it’s bane that little son of a b-tch! batman will put him in his place.
the third and final installment in christopher nolan’s highly critically acclaimed winning batman franchise. scheduled to release on july 20, 2012
the dark knight rises may probably be the greatest superhero film of all time.
a great slang term for a black mans next erection
as i woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. as i had morning wood.
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