The dashboard
its when you shove your leg into a womans v-g-n- and press it like a gas pedal, as you do that you give her a m-ssive t-tty twister ( as you were starting a car ) then punch her in the face to symbol a horn.
f-ck bro i was all drunk and sh-tz and this b-tch was all yo g stack wanna give me a g stacking the dashboard homm-e g? i was all like h-llz yeah weres my keys oh wait its your tater tots. respect. word
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