the deal
the topic at hand.
look at that deal. can you hand me that deal.
first you need a bottle of tequila. preferably jose. proceed to drink at least half. plus as much beer as you can find. go out with the hottest girls you can find but do not touch them whatsoever. once intoxicated pretend to be blind act as r-t-rded as you can. once all of your alcohol supply is gone then you should make your journey home. never take the shortest easiest route. start as many fights as you can along the way and when you finally make it home be sure to p-ss on your roommates’ couch and eat all of their sh-t. repeat weekly
levi: oh sh-t we got the deal again last night
john: are you f-cking kidding me?
denzel:what’s the deal?
john and levi: f-ck you d
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