The Decemberists
the most excellent historical/literary indie rock/pop band that ever hit the airwaves. led by frontman colin meloy, they constantly deliver songs that take us to worlds long gone to the sound of witty lyrics and perhaps a bit of polka or metal to back it up.
ignorant non-creative guy: what’re you listening to?
me: the tain, by the decemberists
ignorant non-creative guy: what the h-ll’s that? all i know is that no one around me listens to it, so i shouldn’t either. everyone knows that musical taste isn’t what you think sounds good, it’s what other people tell me should sound good.
me: –slaps forehead– well then i’m telling you that it sound good and you should listen to it. in fact you will listen to it, or i will shove your #$@!ing d-mned green day®™© cd up your little ultra-conformist -ss.
a band with a cult following. members torture their friends by insisting that it is the greatest music ever. this is not true. it’s not musically interesting and does not rock at all.
cultist: “the decemberists are awsome! this is the greatest song ever! just listen to the lyrics!”
friend: “this sucks my -ss!”
a fairly unheard of band. they include an ‘anti-war’ message in most of their songs and put a touch of ska lyrics into their usually indie style music. they are a fairly good band, but the lyrics anger many people.
hey did you hear that new song by the decemberists? it seemed to really highlight anti-war messages. i don’t really like them.
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