The Defence Rests
playing to the audience here is key. when during s-x, you pull out and make a 20-minute argument, and finish by c-mming on her face.
i pulled a the defence rests last night. she did not appreciate my use of the wookie defence.
a s-x position coined by the university of alberta campus newspaper, the gateway; having intercourse with your partner while he/she is unconscious either from alcohol, exhaustion or rufilin.
“man i can’t believe you took home that law student last night. she was so wasted and didn’t seem to like you.”
“she didn’t, she had an argument not to come home with me, lets just say, at that state, the defence rests.”
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