The Descent
a mediocre horror movie with plenty of blood, but not enough -ss. the basic plot is as follows:
“hey guys, lets go spelunking….who’s this butch that every viewer is going to think is a lesbian, but because it is a below-average movie, we are going to deny them the gratification of seeing girl on girl action deep underground? and wtf.. we’re getting chased by mutant miners? ok i’ll buy that.. so apparently, after escapting from the cave, the ghost of my previously wtfpwned daughter suddenly appears in my car! liek omg!
dude.. wtf was with the descent? a variety of gorgeous females with little time left to live, and none of them decided to cope a feel? what happened to character development?
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