the devil’s sharpie
sometimes when i wipe… i’ll wipe and i’ll wipe and i’ll wipe… a hundred times. still p–p, still p–p. it’s like i’m wiping a marker or something. that’s the devil’s sharpie.
i think i just used a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to the devil’s sharpie.
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