The Diarrhea Song

a funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as “the b-tt mud, poo goo, p–poo water, montezuma’s revenge”.

when you’re climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter…

diarrhea (cha cha cha)
diarrhea (cha cha cha)

when your chillin’ with your daughter,
and you feel the p–poo water…

diarrhea (cha cha cha)
diarrhea (cha cha cha)

when you’re walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

diarrhea (cha cha cha)
diarrhea (cha cha cha)

when you’re riding in a chevvy
and you feel something heavy.

diarrhea (cha cha cha)
diarrhea (cha cha cha)

and so on, and so forth.
he sang the diarrhea song and i gutted that h-m-.
a funny song about diarrheal accidents.
the diarrhea song:

when you’re tryin hard to pee
and your b-tt’s leakin iced tea
diarrhea
diarrhea

when you’re walkin two by two
and your partner smells like poo
diarrhea
diarrhea

when you feel a brown banana
gotta wipe with your bandana
diarrhea
diarrhea
when you’re sliding into third,
and you feel you have to t-rd…

(chorus)

when you see a skid mark,
and you’re not even in a car…

(chorus)

when you’re miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don’t care…

(chorus)

when your stomach hurts,
and you just know you’ve got the squirts..

(chorus)
the song about the result of eating dodgy food in the middle of nowhere and the end result of needing to expel the results.
a song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your -sshole.

for example:
diarrhea (cha cha cha)
diarrhea (cha cha cha)

when you feel something slide
and you just ate soeme pie:

diarrhea (cha cha cha)
diarrhea (cha cha cha)

when you’re playing with your monkey
and you feel something funky:

diarrhea (cha cha cha)
diarrhea (cha cha cha)