The Dick Goblin


legendary female from el paso, tx, but now resides somewhere in the new orleans area. has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for d-ck like a leprechaun has for gold. she must have regularly administered doses of antic-ck craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. also known as the goblin.
i f-cked the d-ck goblin last night.

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