the dick phantom
a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your d-ck in a painful direction during s-x
james: i was having s-x with christopher up the -ss and i then i got surprised by the d-ck phantom
sarah: oh that’s terrible is your d-ck ok?
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