The Diglett Pussy Sandwich
a foursome s-x act involving 3 women and 1 man.
two women support themselves on both sides of the man and sandwich the mans p-n-s between their p-ss-es constantly grinding it up and down locking eyes with eachother.
the mans p-n-s becomes diglett.
the two p-ss-es become a sandwich.
surpise guest!!!
a forth woman joins in to suck on the diglett and when its ready to blow she stops sucking and lets the j-zz explode all over the other two women. the forth womans job is to then lick up the j-zz off the womens bodies and share it by making out with the two other women.
delicious 🙂
– omg, did you here what becky ate last night?
— no.
– she ate a sandwich!!!
— whats so special about a sandwich???
– it wasn’t any ordinary sandwich!!!
– it was, the diglett p-ssy sandwich.
— wow thats one lucky dude.
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