The Dirty Anne Frank
it’s when you take a sh-t (“anne frank”), you don’t wipe, and the you spread your b-tt cheeks and put your partner’s nose in your dirty b-m hole.
me: “oh what’s on your face?”
girl: “my boyfriend gave me the dirty anne frank last night.”
me: “what’s that?”
girl: “smell my nose.”
me: “ahhhhhh!”
girl: “yeah, sh-t nose. imagine how i felt.”
me: “good?”
girl: “yeah kind of.”
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