The Dirty Dick Devontè
when performing -n-l s-x, just before climax the male member pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s into his partners mouth. who then transfers the load into his -n-l cavity. where he then evacuates the load into the females v-g-n-
it was mary and i’s one year anniversary so i treated here to the dirty d-ck devontè.
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