The Dirty Feldstein
when your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
when i came to, i noticed my dentist’s teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye — d-mn it! i’m the victim of the dirty feldstein!!!
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