the dirty stien
the act of tossing someones salad while simultaneously tickling their taint with your long, lucious eyelashes.
that maybelline model could give me the dirty stien any day!
Read Also:
- the grand canyon
a really really f-cking good -ss that makes you so f-cking hard you could cut diamonds with your raging hard on. daaaaaamn look at the grand canyon! aspyn is lookin h-lla good
- the great flood
when you don’t m-st-rb-t- for a few weeks and you blow your load g-d: i’m going to unleash the great flood
- The great unspeakable
feeling you can’t do something anymore, but there is no point in declaring it because no one really gives a f-ck anyway. really can’t blow my load on the great unspeakable again.
- The Most Interesting Man in the World
the most interesting man in the world is an advertising campaign for the dos equis brand of beer. the advertis-m-nts feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor jonathan goldsmith. they also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving “the most interesting man” when he was […]
- The perfect month
getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day. barney stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; how i met your mother. barney: -remember when i banged 7 girls in a week. lily: -yeah, the perfect week. barney: -i just accomplished the perfect month