The Dirty Volcano
when your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have -n-l s-x. once you -j-c-l-t- in the r-ct-m you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the s-m-n shoot out of the -n-s like a volcano.
friend: why is the front of your shirt nasty?
you: dude, i gave this chick “the dirty volcano” last night and she erupted on m shirt.
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