The Don Special
the act of having s-x “doggy style” and just before you finish you pull out and spit on the womens back, she turns to you in disgust as you finish in her eye and punch her in the mouth.
i gave this girl “the don special” last night and now i up on s-xual -ssault charges.
the act of having s-x “doggy style” and just before you finish you pull out and spit on the womens back, she turns to you in disgust as you finish in her eye and punch her in the mouth.
i gave this girl “the don special” last night and now i up on s-xual -ssault charges.
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