the donald

the act of approaching random women to grab them by the p-ssy. (typically only if you have enough money to bribe them into silence if things go south)
“hey, did you see thomas just hit that girl with the donald?”
“yeah, you can do that when you have enough money i hear.”
nickname for entreprenuer donald trump; as used on nbc’s “the apprentice”
well, looks like the donald has fired someone again tonight.
the part of your brain, located in your p-n-s, that controls all high-level functioning.
“you definitely have a shot with hanna, tonight.”

“eh. not really my type.”

“dude! it’s right there.”

“i’ll leave it up to the donald.”
a s-xual act in which the girl is on her knees, giving someone a bj, but right before he comes, he pulls out and finishes off in his hand. then, he takes that hand and spreads it through the girls hair, giving her a comb-over (much like the hair-do donald trump so handsomely sports). then, with the left over c-m, he slaps her across the face and says “you’re fired!” and breaks up with her right then and there.

or, for the ladies out there, do the same exact thing after giving him a hand job.
man, i totally gave my girlfriend the donald last night! or should i say ex-girlfriend. she was so p-ssed!
when t-tty f-cking a girl with uneven br–sts you wedge your d-ck against the small one and wrap the larger breast over your d-ck like a comb over.
bro- dude, i wonder what it would be like to t-tty f-ck susan the girl that lost her b–b to cancer….
dude- bro, you’d have to give her “the donald”. you wedge your d-ck against the small one and wrap the larger breast over your d-ck like a comb over.
to take a cr-p on some ones head while performing the 69 position.
rebecca did the donald to me!
the donald: when your -sshole hair gets really long and you don’t wipe your -ss for a month when sh-tting, and you make an ugly fat b-tch lick it right before an -rg-sm
guy: did you just do the donald?

b-tch: i braided your -ss hair with my tounge