The Donkey Kong
another move of -n-l trickery, a man will surprisingly thrust his p-n-s into an unsuspecting parter’s b-tt at the moment of -j-c-l-t–n. as soon as he completes this act, he aggressively beats his hands on his partner’s back like donkey kong. then, he goes and eats a banana.
i got arrested for -ssault after pulling the donkey kong. worth it.
the donkey kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. after successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.
if the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with “no need to worry” and then refuse to answer any more questions.
i wanted to use the donkey kong but she questioned why i had a barrel and i never read urban dictionary so i panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill…
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