The Douching Hour


the precise moment in the evening when wearing your sungl-sses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. sh-t! i should probably take off my sungl-sses at this point… we are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. dammit zach, take of those sungl-sses! the douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and i can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

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