The Downtown Treatment
if you are ever in your city’s downtown section, and every creepey motherf-cker has left their cave and is there with you- you are getting the downtown treatment. this lovely expeirence not only seems to happen right when you make it downtown, but feels f-cking timed for it.
lots of weirdos + one place = the downtown treatment.
i was trying to make it to house of imports today, and got stopped by two cops, one drunk shoeshine guy, three g-ngb-ngers, and a seriously p-ssed of homeless dude. feels like the downtown treatment to me.
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