The Dreaded Hey
when somebody you really don’t like thinks they can hang out with you. they text you “hey…” indicating that they want to hang out. usually followed by a text saying “wanna hang out?”
person 1- oh sh-t, i just got the dreaded hey from steven!
person 2- i hate that kid don’t invite him over!
person 1- alright ill just ignore him.
10 min later…
person 1- f-ck! he just asked, “wanna hang out?”
person 2-ughhh… just tell him your busy.
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