The Drunken Tampon


apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn’t working too good so they created “the drunken tampon.” it involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your v-g-n-, or if you’re a boy your -n-s. i don’t know if this results in actual intoxication but why don’t you try it and let me know! haha
we totally convinced sue to do the drunken tampon last nite!

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