the dutch inquiry


a one-time trick that you play on someone who is clueless to your mischieviousness. ask the clueless person if you have a hole in the seat of your pants because it feels breezy. when the person looks and says no ask the person to look closer. when they get closer to your b-tt, unsuspectingly looking for a hole, you let out a good old stinky fart!
he is so stupid. i did the dutch inquiry on him. he put his face right by my -ss looking for the hole and i let out the noxious fumes of a burrito fart.

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