The Dutch Touch


when you wipe your hand on your crotch/b-lls and then touch someone with that hand. your supposed to yell dutch touch when done so.
1.(joel is wiping his hand on his b-lls) 2.(joel wipes said hand on scott) 3.joel: you got the dutch touch!!! 4.scott:eeeew.
a dutch persons mojo.

the thing most dutch people rely on in life…

“just a nother bonus of being dutch”
non dutch person: how did you pull that off

dutch person: what can i say its the dutch touch…

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