The Dwight Yoakam Diet
meaning to only partic-p-te dwight yoakam related things
the four rules to stay by on a dwight yoakam diet:
1. listening to only songs with/about/relating to dwight yoakam.
2. watching only things with/about/relating to dwight yoakam.
3. reading only books about/by/relating to dwight yoakam.
4. eating only dwight yoakam brand food.
ron: kimberly has been listening to dwight yoakam non-stop,
it’s driving me insane, but i don’t know why she won’t quit!!
david: because she’s been on the dwight yoakam diet!
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