The Dying Yak
the dying yak is where, a man or woman who has a r-t-rded amount of p-b-s, hovers over a sleeping persons face and proceeds to fart. at the same time they start making moaning noises. this represents the sound of a hairy and dying yak who has been immobile for days.
hey bro have you ever heard of the dying yak? well allow me to tell. lets say someone has p-ssed out on the couch with shoes on of course. so you will remove your pants, hover over the p-ssed out persons face. cup b-lls and lift towards stomach. proceed to wrench out the most disgusting fart ever and moan in a deep fashion. this will represent the sound of an immobile and dying yak. (the fart and hairy taint add for effect)
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