The East Midlands
not the south of england.
and definitely not the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of derby and nottingham. derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.
a – i’m headed to the north for my holidays this year.
b – cool where are you going?
a – derby.
b – that’s in the east midlands you f-ck-wit. i hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of nottingham can save you. you sh-t-for-brains, monkey -rs-hole of a person.
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