The Éclair
when an éclair is placed over a man’s p-n-s just prior to receiving a bl-wj-b. the woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. feels great for him and tastes great for her. gives a whole new meaning to ‘the cream filling’
guy 1: “oh man, there’s a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best éclairs that i know -insert girl’s name- and my dong will love!”
guy 2: “… what are you going on about?!”
guy 1: “i’m pulling the éclair tonight!”
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