The Ekard
the deviant s-x act of forcefully withstraining someone, then streaching their p-n-s until it becomes extremely thin and elongated. then another accomplice, prepaired with silver spray paint, sprays victoms p-n-s, twists the end, thus maiking it look like a bicycle kickstand. aka “the lucero”
i gave my friend the ekard and now he can’t pee right…
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