THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION
that intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
while driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read “next service area – 24 miles,” then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as i p-ssed the sign.
i clenched my -ss cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to “shut the f-ck up” until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. unfortunately, this didn’t happen, as i unleashed with a rectal fury and sh-t my drawers!
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