The Emmert
turning down the hottest girl in school in order to be with the girl who dumped him for a kid nicknamed cheese
he pulled the emmert by turning down dominique for claire
the act or state of turning down the hottest girl in school for a girl who dumped you for a guy nicknamed “cheese”
you f-cking idiot…..you pulled the emmert
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