The Emo Cycle
an emo boy writes a song or poem and cries. a girl reads or hears it, the goes out with him out of pitty. the emo boy gets laid. the girl realizes that she doesn’t even like hik and breakes up with him. then, out of depression, the emo boy writes a song or poem about how sad he is. another girl reads or hears it , and the cycle repeats itself.
the emo cycle is a self sustaining cycle of g-d!!!
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