The Employee Discount
a s-xual maneuver in which a person takes his/her s-xual partner to his/her place of employment, f-cks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
“my girlfriend and i did the employee discount last night! we almost got caught, but now i have 50 bucks!”
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