The Episcopal Academy

the episcopal academy is a preppy school. but what you don’t realize is that the people writing these things in are just jealous cause they go to haverford and lack girls. these people writing in go to one of the rival schools and have the same type cars, with the same “main-line” moms, and the same life style. the kids at ea are more real and down to earth then any of the schools in the inter ac (the correct spelling). yes ea is misrepresented by losers that put their “sweet sixteen” on mtv. if i am not mistakin though i beleive he was hanging out with mostly haverford kids. episcopal academy is a great place to go to school and will be ridiculously dominant after their new campus is built.
by the way, don’t be p-ssed because episcopal kids can party.
the episcopal academy, also known as a small utopia (aside from the not so attractive and soon to be relocated campus) in the main line of pennsylvania, is characterized by its party goer, polo wearing and polo playing, mostly caucasian students. when one pulls into the episcopal campus one would feel as if they were in a luxury car seller’s finest garage. past the cars are the flawless looking girls, 99% of whom have popped collars, play 3 sports or sport north face fleeces, and also have self tanning down to an art. then the boys, who also share the north face fleece look, wear ck bradley belts or roca wear sweatshirts, and are notorious for their sports, especially ea basketball- where the churchmen win the inter ac annually. after school hours, ea kids continue with their athletics by playing some beer pong and also taking occasional wawa trips. contrary, to the teacher’s beliefs ea kids are intelligent and tend to go to off to elite schools across the country after graduation, yet they do not always stay in these schools due to the episcopal partier mentality. although many ea students are trapped in an ea bubble, ea would be a lot less interesting without its very compet-tive rivals, haverford (where the girls go for boys) and agnes irwin (where the boys go for girls they can more “easily” get with). a culmination of this rivalry can be seen on episcopal/ haverford day where both schools compete for a very sacred sweater. finally, ea kids do work hard, but party harder: they tend to crash daddy’s bmw, but always get a range rover back in return, they are skilled at chasing a shot with a beer while people are screaming “you wont” in the background- lastly, following these nights they learn to blame their morning-after sickness on food poisoning, to their main line moms and then repeat this cycle the following weekend in order to keep the ea spirit alive.
woah em did you go to palm beach over the weekend you look so tan?
no, but i just got a new bottle of self tanner!
full of hottt boysss

ais soph-m-re cl-ss approves you
“woahh hes fineeee”
“yeahh he goes to ea”
“yeah i can tell…”
ok so the episcopal academy is a very preppy school but there are plenty of students that are not preppy and are “real”. it is very main line but so is every other inter ac school around. haverford, anges irwin, and baldwin try to call ea a partying preppy school full of nice cars and main line moms, sorry to break it to them but they are too. but oh wait ea is better than them in so much other stuff such as sports. 2005’s ea/haverford/agnes irwin day was great because i mean its not like haverford or irwins even had a chance. ea beat haverford in every sport except for water polo and if anyone saw the football game haverford to a really hard beating that they deserved. and ea also crushed irwins while they were wearing their beat tshirts and decorated their cars thinking that they can just join a tradition with out a porblem. well sorry to break it but no one will ever accept the fact that they join.
“is that an irwins girl with that haverford kid”
“yeah neither of them can do any better than that”
“but the episcopal academy students can!”
look, i know all of you irwins, baldwins, shipley people, and haverford boys are always hating on us and each other, but this has to stop! its terrible how none of us can be friends because of the way our schools have turned us against each other. i personally refuse to believe that the agnes irwin girls are all lesbians or bis-xuals, and that the haverford boys are all gay. and not all the girls are sl-ts. why can’t we all just be friends?
please stop! the episcopal academy is not a bad place, nor are al the other schools! can’t we all just get along?
yes the episcopal academy is a extremley wealthy school and preppy, what most people reading these entries do not realize is that in fact every other private school on the mainline is too. most of the people writing these definitions are from those schools and though they are writing that episcopal students drive nice cars like bmws, land rovers, audis & mercedes but they do too so dont complain. many people also say how ea is mostly white and yes it is, but it has much better diversity than almost any other school on the mainline. they also state the fact that ea is only good at basketball (which is very true), they are also extremley good at crew, football, girls lax, cross country, girls tennis and a lot of other sports so dont complain just because your schools cant compete. even though some people from episcopal misrepresent us by hanging out with students from the haverford school and agnes irwrin we can still proove that we are better anyday.
“did that haverford guy just write about how the episcopal academy students drive nice cars.”

“yeah but he’s to focused on himself to noticed the range rover, jaguar and hummer parked in the driveway of his 6 million dollar house in gladwyn, pa”

some little b-tch goes here, klu klux kliff
reason for not fighting, “it’s a waste of my time.” what a p-ssy

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