The Escalator
s-ka-lay-tor
verb
1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man -ssumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his p-n-s from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. or reverse the order and direction for variations.
the highlight of my threesome was when i pulled the escalator on the two of them. next time i think i’m gonna add another floor!
the escalator is an act of s-xual prowess. it is also form of the bulldozer where you run the girl up and down a set of stairs until she cooperates, and does what she is told. this is the ultimate demeaning act of s-x that you can do to your partner. just be warned, going up the stairs is a lot harder than you may think. so be a gentleman and buy that b-tch some knee pads.
suzie: “where did you get all those bruises from?”
dana: “i got them last night, jon wanted to try the escalator out.”
a s-xual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her l-b–.
“paul m.’s wife could not get off even though they used the escalator.
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