The Evan
named after the little-known celebrity evan hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform the evan you must live life as a complete -sshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.
bob: dude, you were a total d-ck at that party last night.
rob: yeah, i pulled the evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
named after the little-known celebrity, evan hill. contrary to other definitions of the evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.
i shaved designs into my leg hair lastnight, man, it was the evan.
named after the internet celebrity evan hill, the evan actually describes the act of being a complete and total smart -ss.
that guy over there is a complete smart -ss. yet i cant help but laugh at his jokes…..about me. now that’s the evan.
the evan is a term used to describe the act of having s-x with one’s coat on. typically the male will aquire his jacket and proceed to boff (mate with) the female. other phrases include the double evan, in which the female is also wearing a coat, or the half-evan in which the male has removed half the coat. the much more rare version of this, of course, is the frozen evan. this is when the male is wearing a fluffy down ski jacket. this often will get in the way of things and is chosen only by the most daring of evaners.
“james and i did the frozen evan, you know, the evan, only with a ski jacket, in order to spice things up in the bedroom, last night.”
“did it work?”
“not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
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