The Excuse
diarrhea. it will get you out of anything, including high school cl-sses. no one will argue with you, or question you further.
(a teacher and a student)
t: i’m going to write you up for skipping my cl-ss again!
s (in a hushed voice, the excuse): ummmm….i couldn’t get off the toilet…i had diarrhea…
t: um…
(at this point the teacher dosn’t want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)
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