the expedition
the expedition is the s-xual act of placing two in the front and six in the rear. normally accomplished by placing the index and middle finger of one hand in the v-g-n- and the pinky finger of the same hand and the entire other hand in the -n-s of your partner (lube optional). a derivative of the minivan where 2 are in the front and only 5 in the rear.
“dude, my girlfriend is so loose in the trunk now the minivan doesn’t cut it. last night i went with the expedition on her -ss.”
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